That’s what I would be doing if I could find out who da fook is messing with my email account. It seems that, once again, my email has been compromised so if you recieve anything from me about making your cock or tits bigger or a offers you a years supply of viagra–disregard it. Trash it. DO NOT OPEN.
My sincerest apologies for any undo stress this may cause you.
And now…I have faces to punch.